Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The dumb are mostly entrigued by the drum. -Masta Killa — Wu Tang
So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're… — Brooke Davis
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass… — Kenny Powers
Baby open your mouth, I'm tryna get your tongue wet, dumb sex. Three or four bitches in a day, it's enough dick for all of… — Max B
Fam, don't try that punk shit, cause you'll get jumped quick. Dumb clips will get dumped quick where ya lunch went. Screw where ya from… — Jae Millz
Chalk another dumb move up to my foolish pride. — Jake Owen
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb, I'm just a sucker with no self esteem. — Offspring
I'm so dumb, therefore I can't relate. I'm so dumb, there is nothing to hate. Really is it me, or is it fate? Give me… — Unknown Author
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. What you need is someone strong to guide you, like me. — Unknown Author
I know you're young and dumb. — The Who
Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. — Unknown Author
Lifes A bitch na better yet a dumb broad now I bet I can fuck the world and make it cum hard! — Lil Wayne
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson
Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil] — The Hangover
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat… — Homer Simpson
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so… — Pulp Fiction
Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or a mistake, but you are not supposed to… — The Blind Side
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb… — Kevin Hart
Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would… — Janis
Your baby daddy said he was going too married you buh as soon as the baby com he dumb you ! smh — Unknown Author

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