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- That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard…
- Ted Cruz, of course, was furious that the big storm back east shut down the government. He said, 'That my job!' But you know, there…
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
- What a day for the Tea Party people. Did you see that? America's parks and fairgrounds were lost in a sea of man-boobs. They were…
- Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
- In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the…
- Don't call me when you're stuck in traffic. It's not my fault that radio sucks and did it ever occur to you that there wouldn't…
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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