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- Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only remember you for…
- I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
- Whenever I’m about to have sex with a girl, I play it smart and just automatically assume she has herpes; because that way I don’t…
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- Every autobiography is concerned with two characters, a Don Quixote, the Ego, and a Sancho Panza, the Self. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- There are four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth… — Lord Byron
- Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. — George Carlin
- The general must be the first in the toils and fatigues of the army. In the heat of summer he does not… — Sun Tzu
- Don Keough's (CEO Coca-Cola) 11 Rules on "HOW TO LOSE": 1. Stop taking risks 2. Be content 3. Never deviate from what… — Donald Keough
- His four year contract renewal: As always, I remain hopeful that Don Cherry won't be offered the same length contract. — Unknown Author
- The mass of mankind is divided into two classes, the Sancho Panza's who have a sense for reality, but no ideals, and… — George Santayana
- Moms are as relenless as the tides. They don`t just drive as to practice, they drive us to greatness — Steve Rushin
- The mind is a mechanism. It has no intelligence. The mind is a bio-computer. How can it have any intelligence? It has… — Rajneesh
- Went from being hated on, to Niggas try to go down the same road I made it on. Aint no love lost… — Wiz Khalifa
- I don`t want to dress up a picture with just my face. — Grace Kelly
- Enlightenment is choicelessness. But don`t misunderstand me. Before that, you will have to move very cautiously, choosing the right against the wrong,… — Rajneesh