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Dollars Quotes by Emo Philips
- I was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that…
- I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought:…
- At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the…
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- Number one, it is important that we fix the legal immigration system, because right now we've got a backlog that means years… — Barack Obama
- America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two… — John Barrymore
- Every man should make up his mind that if he expects to succeed, he must give an honest return for the other… — E. H. Harriman
- You still owe me a million dollars." I'd presented him with a bill for proving his innocence and getting him freed from… — Darynda Jones
- I have a fantastic studio in my home, and it's my biggest toy. I have about a half a million dollars worth… — Antonio Banderas
- You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams
- During the campaign for re-election, Barack Obama at least made vague references to a willingness to accept $3 trillion of reduced spending… — Bob Beauprez
- Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people. — Samantha Bee