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Doing Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no…
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the…
- Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.
- Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather…
- Let's face it, the human body is like a condominium apartment. The thing that keeps you really enjoying it is the maintenance. There's a tremendous…
- I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the…
- I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't…
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think,…
- Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
- Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
- According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means…
- It takes up enough of my time and interest just working on comedy. I just enjoy it and love doing it.
- There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
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