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Dog Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
- Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him…
- Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother,…
- Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children…
- I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a…
- When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the…
- Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who…
- Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat six of them…
More Dog Quotes
- In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a… — Sri Aurobindo
- Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your… — Francis Bacon
- Cats are very independent animals. They're very sexy, if you want. Dogs are different. They're familiar. They're obedient. You call a cat,… — Antonio Banderas
- If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very… — Antonio Banderas
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot
- I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. — Bob Barker
- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them… — Dave Barry
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- Does not the gratitude of the dog put to shame any man who is ungrateful to his benefactors? — Saint Basil
- Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme. — Francis Beaumont