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Doctor Quotes by Henny Youngman
- My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
- The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The…
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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