"I told the doctor I broke my leg……" — Henny Youngman

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• Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
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• My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,… — Kathryn Bigelow
• We never got anything out of the recordings. I'm still as broke as I was when I was with the… — Jimmy Carl Black
• I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. — Lewis Black
• No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still… — Lewis Black
• Yes, they broke the law, but we can't deport them. Let's get over this pointing fingers and do something about… — Michael Bloomberg
• I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really… — Emily Blunt
• Well, I'm still here. Didn't have to go to rehab, and I'm not broke. — Jimmy Buffett
• I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for… — Drew Carey
• For some reason I did something where I realized I could get a reaction. That was when I broke out… — Jim Carrey

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