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Dicks Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.
- Porn Rule: When a woman sees a man's penis, she immediately places her mouth on it. All men have dicks at least 9 inches long…
- Boners are just dicks that stand up for what they believe in.
- Some guy told me that girls like a guy with some sexual experience. So I sucked a bunch of dicks.
- I feel bad for women because dicks are ugly.
More Dicks Quotes
- So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is… — Aziz Ansari
- I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken. — Jujubee
- There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks… — Mariella Frostrup
- Can we all just stop being dicks?! — Adam Hills
- I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. — Zach Galifianakis
- I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a… — John Waters
- The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured. — Jennifer Estep
- His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk
- The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again — Jennifer Estep
- Chicks before dicks, and all that. — Sylvia Day
- I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that. — Sylvia Day
- I heard you boys talking down bumpin lips but big mouths is only good for sucking dicks. — South Park Mexican