Dicks Quotes
50 quotes by 40 authors
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So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the…
— Aziz Ansari
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I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken.
— Jujubee
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There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks and Harriets rushing…
— Mariella Frostrup
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Can we all just stop being dicks?!
— Adam Hills
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I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.
— Zach Galifianakis
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I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's…
— John Waters
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The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured.
— Jennifer Estep
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His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.
— Chuck Palahniuk
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The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again
— Jennifer Estep
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Chicks before dicks, and all that.
— Sylvia Day
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I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that.
— Sylvia Day
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I heard you boys talking down bumpin lips but big mouths is only good for sucking dicks.
— South Park Mexican
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To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.
— Nikhil Saluja
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By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up…
— Melchor Lim
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I'm sick of boys being such dicks in personality than dicks in their pants. Nothing is worse than that.
— Aldyna Threesya
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Definition of guys: assholes, dicks, stupid, rude, rapist, scary, ugly, nasty, smelly... but he may be all of those things but I love everything about…
— Cutegirl
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HOLY FUCKING DICKS!!!! XDDDDD
— Blondie:)
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Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon.
— Cuts And Scars
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Guys, bros before hoes. girls: chicks before dicks.
— Me :D
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If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks.
— Green Monk
Who Wrote These Dicks Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 50 Dicks Quotes, led by these top contributors: