Dicks Quotes

50 quotes by 40 authors

So many gay jokes tonight about (James) Franco. Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the… — Aziz Ansari
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken. — Jujubee
There are more than enough people with serious mental issues who really do need professional help without all the other Toms, Dicks and Harriets rushing… — Mariella Frostrup
Can we all just stop being dicks?! — Adam Hills
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. — Zach Galifianakis
I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's… — John Waters
The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured. — Jennifer Estep
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk
The two men eyed each other. Assessing strengths. Looking for weaknesses. Measuring dicks once again — Jennifer Estep
Chicks before dicks, and all that. — Sylvia Day
I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that. — Sylvia Day
I heard you boys talking down bumpin lips but big mouths is only good for sucking dicks. — South Park Mexican
To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up… — Melchor Lim
I'm sick of boys being such dicks in personality than dicks in their pants. Nothing is worse than that. — Aldyna Threesya
Definition of guys: assholes, dicks, stupid, rude, rapist, scary, ugly, nasty, smelly... but he may be all of those things but I love everything about… — Cutegirl
HOLY FUCKING DICKS!!!! XDDDDD — Blondie:)
Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
Guys, bros before hoes. girls: chicks before dicks. — Me :D
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk

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