Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

I'm a fabulous date, I make sure I look good, I like hearing what a guy has to say and I make sure the evening… — Eva Longoria
You don't need to know who I'm dating. You don't need to know what I'm doing. I'm fine with everybody not knowing that. — Eva Longoria
If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and… — Jennifer Lopez
It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know? — Demi Lovato
I'm honest about the journey I've been on, so I definitely don't take dating lightly anymore. — Demi Lovato
Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her. — Lorna Luft
I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age,… — Holly Madison
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. — Steve Martin
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. — Groucho Marx
In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. — Andre Maurois
I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's… — John Mayer
I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. — John Mayer
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. — Jenny McCarthy
I was dating my first boyfriend in high school for a long time, and we broke up before prom. I hadn't met anyone else that… — Shay Mitchell
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. — Dudley Moore
Anybody I'm dating, I don't want them to talk about my music. I don't talk about my music to them. — Unknown Author
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. — Jack Nicholson
You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend.… — Stevie Nicks
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long. — Graham Norton
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her… — Conan O'Brien
I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked… — Kelly Osbourne
I'm really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you're… — Katy Perry
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was… — Matthew Perry
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. — Unknown Author

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