"My philosophy of dating is to just fart…" — Jenny McCarthy
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
—
Jenny McCarthy
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
75 Quotes by Jenny McCarthy
Jenny McCarthy has 75 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan's autism.
-
Following bio-medical treatment - which is basically changing the diet, giving vitamins and supplements and detoxing the body from metals…
-
People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any…
-
The reason why the medical community is reluctant to talk about it is because there's such a huge business in…
-
My tricks are, I get Botox in my forehead-I just have my doctor do a little shot there. if you…
-
What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and…
-
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're a nun. Jesus can't dump…
-
Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm…
-
For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of…
-
I didn't have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
-
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are…
-
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally…
See all 75 quotes by Jenny McCarthy »
More Dating Quotes
This quote is filed under Dating Quotes,
one of 950 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought…
— James A. Baldwin
-
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
— Honore de Balzac
-
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
— Joey Adams
-
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is…
— Scott Adams
-
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
— Martha Beck
-
I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we…
— Candice Bergen
-
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
-
I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
— Orlando Bloom
-
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
— Orlando Bloom
-
I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
— Roy Blount, Jr.
-
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
— Ben Affleck
-
Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
— Christina Aguilera
See all 950 Dating Quotes »