Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but… — Courtney Love
My advice to women who habitually gravitate toward musicians is that they learn how to play an instrument and start making music themselves. Not only… — Julie Klausner
I think dating is all about role playing, and figuring out what you want and don't want. You figure out more about yourself by meeting… — Shiri Appleby
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel. — Roseanne Barr
I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I'm attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He's… — Megan Fox
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in… — Dawn French
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. — Thomas Fuller
I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist. — Richard Gere
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. — Khalil Gibran
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. — Gilbert Gottfried
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. — Samuel Goldwyn
My perfect guy wears converse, is totally laid back, and doesn't worry about being cool. — Selena Gomez
I'm in love with love and totally believe in marriage, but that's not even on my radar right now. I am not putting energy into… — Selena Gomez
I don't know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships. — Ginnifer Goodwin
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. — Sacha Guitry
Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should… — Ray Comfort
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. — William Congreve
Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy. — Lauren Conrad
Dating is all about the chase. It's fun! — Lauren Conrad
I'm not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but there's something nice about a guy pulling out a girl's chair and opening the door for… — Lauren Conrad
I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and… — Penelope Cruz
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just… — Louis C. K.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. — E E Cummings
Golf and dating don't mix. — Larry David
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? — Kristin Davis

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