Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

Dating co-stars is natural. When you're working with someone, it's habit. — Rachel Bilson
I still have a crush on Johnny Depp, and I literally only started dating my husband because he looked like Johnny Depp - and he… — Eliza Coupe
I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12… — Anderson Cooper
I'm very open to dating and finding a guy. — Kristin Cavallari
I don't have the best dating track record. — Lauren Conrad
I'm so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. I'm big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if something's not working, it's time to not… — Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a… — Jules Asner
Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt… — Chuck Berry
Couple in the next room bound to win a prize, they've been going at it all night long. — Paul Simon
Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin. — Jimmy Buffett
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head. — Frank Zappa
I can see her lying back in her faded dress in a room where do what you don't confess. — Gordon Lightfoot
I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed. — Jethro Tull
I saw him making love to you, you forgot to close the garage door. — Bob Dylan
I took you to an intimate restaurant, then to a suggestive movie. There's nothing left to talk about, unless it's horizontally. — Olivia Newton-John
I was down in the sewer with some little lover. — Bob Dylan
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out. — Rod Stewart
I wrapped a towel around me and I opened the door, and then I splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath. Well, how was… — Bobby Darin
I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces. — Jethro Tull
I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark. — Alice Cooper
In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home. — Elvis Presley
In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine. — Connie Francis
Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man. — Jimmy Buffett
Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. — Bruce Springsteen
Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC. — Kanye West

Who Wrote These Dating Quotes

680 authors contributed a total of 950 Dating Quotes, led by these top contributors: