Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin… — Judith Martin
Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully. Ron made a noise… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Believe nothing a man tells you and everything he shows you"....(Taken from a farewell video from a dying father to his infant daughter on dating) — Randy Pausch
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? — Lilian Jackson Braun
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with. — Candace Bushnell
Start dating someone who is funny, someone who has what in high school you called a "really great sense of humor" and what now your… — Lorrie Moore
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile. — Mae West
I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. — Janet Evanovich
Love, love, love – all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures, a welter of self-induced… — Germaine Greer
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris
Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they've had a little time to mature. But… — Lisa Kleypas
So then I thought, I'd like you to have something to remember me by, you know, if you ever meet some veela when you're off… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of… — Greg Behrendt
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. — Samuel Johnson
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. — Greg Behrendt
I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and… — Jodi Picoult
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris
What I'm asserting is that we are looking at bisexuality the wrong way, making the identity entirely dependent on someone other that the bisexual person… — Jennifer Baumgardner
I'm not dating Balthazar. I'm pretend dating him. Which involves some not pretend hand-holding. And maybe some not pretend kissing. But it's all actually pretend,… — Claudia Gray
Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they… — Laurell K. Hamilton
I unfolded the note, and it took me a few seconds to decipher Adrian’s writing. If he did write me a dating proposal, I really… — Richelle Mead
I nearly dropped the plate I held. "You've asked me out tons of times." "Not really. I've made inapproprite suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity.… — Richelle Mead
I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't… — Chelsea Handler
My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English,… — Jeaniene Frost
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you… — Cassandra Clare

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