Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

Isabelle and Sebastian? Hardly. Sebastian’s a nice guy – Isabelle only likes dating thoroughly inappropriate boys our parents will hate. Mundanes, Downworlders, petty crooks…” “Thanks,”… — Cassandra Clare
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?” “That you… — Cassandra Clare
There's more to life than dating the boy on the football team. — Taylor Swift
Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people… — Maggie Stiefvater
Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice… — Cassandra Clare
Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many… — Jerry Seinfeld
We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it? — Cassandra Clare
The next level. As though dating were a computer game. — Janette Rallison
dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions. — John Green
He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision. It had included things like "I'll give up cigarettes unless I… — Richelle Mead
Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move. — David Foster Wallace
Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume… — Greg Behrendt
You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole.… — Greg Behrendt
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody. — Florence King
This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first. — Elizabeth Berg
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was… — Laurell K. Hamilton
Dating a older woman- hot" Emmet Cullen — Stephenie Meyer
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were… — Janet Evanovich
He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date,… — Steve Martin
Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read. — Sharon Stone
He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mean, ever since he'd been bitten by a werwulf… — Lilith Saintcrow
Next caller. Betty, you're on the air. What's your question ?" "Hi, Kitty. I just wanted to know, are you going out with that Cormac… — Carrie Vaughn
...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a… — Kiersten White
If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the… — Greg Behrendt

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