Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

But when you started dating someone, you could never be sure what you were getting into. You had to give someone a chance to show… — Lisa Kleypas
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called… — Greg Behrendt
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a… — John Green
Rafe grinned. "So we are dating?" "No. You have to pass the parental exam first. It'll take you awhile to compile the data. They'd like… — Kelley Armstrong
I think dating courtesies are common courtesies that should be practiced in most all civilized encounters. I pine for the days of good, old-fashioned manners. — Karen Marie Moning
But one thing I have to say about Darcy and dating is this: she never blew us off for a guy. She always put her… — Emily Giffin
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to… — Tina Fey
No, really,' I said. 'I think she's great. And I honestly like her about twenty more times now than I did when we were dating.… — David Levithan
Meditate?” I took my head out from under the pillow, shook dark hair back from my face, and rolled over on my side to look… — Rachel Caine
Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on… — David Nicholls
What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?” I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire so I know… — Mari Mancusi
Tabitha was always trying unorthodox ways to set her up with guys. Although, to be fair to her sister, Tabitha didn't usually knock the guy… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them. And when you're fifteen don't forget to look before you fall.… — Taylor Swift
In fact I no longer value this kind of memento. I no longer want reminders of what was, what got broken, what got lost, what… — Joan Didion
Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William — Gena Showalter
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called it something different though. She tried to… — Derek Landy
It's a date," Leo repeats, and we shake on it.Leo's mother sticks her head in the door. "You guys are too young to be dating!"… — Wendy Mass
OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours. — Cassandra Clare
Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again. — Greg Behrendt
Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone… — Elif Safak
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is… — Greg Behrendt
He works at the kennel with Nana," Ben piped up. "And I think him and Mom are dating." At that, a stillness fell over a… — Nicholas Sparks
I took it for granted that there must be a few men left in the world who had that kind of strength. I assumed that… — Elisabeth Elliot

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