"Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you……" — Gena Showalter
"Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William"
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247 Quotes by Gena Showalter
Gena Showalter has 247 quotes on this site.
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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
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I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do…
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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a…
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How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in…
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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change
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There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one…
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Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I…
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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
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You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there…
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She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose…
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If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human…
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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother
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More Balding Quotes
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one of 18 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look…
— Dave Barry
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I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks…
— Erma Bombeck
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You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.
— Elton John
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What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the…
— Timothy Leary
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I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge…
— Vanessa Lachey
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Fred Astaire. Not a handsome man. He said himself he couldn't sing. He was balding his whole life. He danced…
— Sebastian Barry
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On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,'…
— Stephen Tobolowsky
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It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more…
— Clare Balding
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When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's…
— Jim Gaffigan
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If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be…
— Moby
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I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's.…
— Jack Nicholson
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Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made…
— Darynda Jones
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