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This quote is filed under Balding Quotes, one of 18 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look… — Dave Barry
• I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks… — Erma Bombeck
• You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me. — Elton John
• What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the… — Timothy Leary
• I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge… — Vanessa Lachey
• Fred Astaire. Not a handsome man. He said himself he couldn't sing. He was balding his whole life. He danced… — Sebastian Barry
• On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,'… — Stephen Tobolowsky
• It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more… — Clare Balding
• When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's… — Jim Gaffigan
• If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be… — Moby
• I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's.… — Jack Nicholson
• Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William — Gena Showalter

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