Balding Quotes

18 quotes by 18 authors

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. — Dave Barry
I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth.… — Erma Bombeck
You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me. — Elton John
What do you think deja vu is for?â€. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that… — Timothy Leary
I do a lot of damage to my hair every day because of my work. I just noticed this huge change. It started getting thinner… — Vanessa Lachey
Fred Astaire. Not a handsome man. He said himself he couldn't sing. He was balding his whole life. He danced like a cheetah runs with… — Sebastian Barry
On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,' and 'constantly irritating. — Stephen Tobolowsky
It had become boring to write: 'I like Clare Balding'. To say: 'I don't like Clare Balding' is much more newsworthy. — Clare Balding
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever - there's something absolutely invigorating about winning… — Jim Gaffigan
If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting kind… — Moby
I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30's. Most of the people who… — Jack Nicholson
Did you get checked out?â€ â€œYeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.â€ â€œI… — Darynda Jones
Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William — Gena Showalter
He was pushing fifty, with a face life had chewed on, and long wisps of graying hair parted low on one side and combed over… — Patricia Cornwell
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with… — Andy Rooney
I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it. — Jason Alexander
There are a lot of single, balding, middle age men out there who do not know how lucky they are that they can't find a… — KM II
I'm husband material (Getting fatter, balding, emotionally distant, intermittently angry for no reason — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Balding Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Balding Quotes as follows: