Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks. — Rodney Dangerfield
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone. — Rodney Dangerfield
I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who were… — Natasha Leggero
I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year,… — Unknown Author
Just ask for what you want. I requested a six-month break from Facebook to visit my parents; I asked to switch projects. I told my… — Ruchi Sanghvi
Our nation is built upon a history of immigration, dating back to our first pioneers, the Pilgrims. For more than three centuries, we have welcomed… — Ami Bera
An important part of dating is communicating. We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings. We enjoy being with someone when we have an… — John Bytheway
While I am aware of no counsel on whether kissing should be reserved only for post-mission dating or courtship, I am aware of plenty of… — John Bytheway
When you are young, do not get involved in steady dating. When you reach an age where you think of marriage, then is the time… — Gordon B. Hinckley
I urge you children to be patient with your parents. If they seem to be out of touch on such vital issues as dating, clothing… — Joseph B. Wirthlin
Smallpox, which spreads by respiration and kills roughly one in three of those infected, took hundreds of millions of lives during a recorded history dating… — Barton Gellman
The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that… — Hannah Simone
When I first started dating my husband, I had this weird fascination with the circus and clowns and old carnival things and sideshow freaks and… — Christina Hendricks
Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period. — Sevyn Streeter
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine
Is Amazon truly the best online buying experience? Absolutely not. Is eBay the best platform for auction? Probably not. Are dating sites like match.com really… — Danny Rimer
Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for… — Andre Dubus III
Dating is for tools. — Neil Strauss
My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the… — Virginia Woolf
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her. — Amelia Earhart
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. — Sally Poplin
It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them. — Sex And The City
About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. — Judy Carter
LOVE. A four letter word, over used and under appreciated. The meaning lost in a world of online dating and texts through telephones. — Shubham Joshi
You were dating that bleach-blond girl if I find her, I swear, I swear... I'll kill her, I'll kill her She stole my future, she… — Aliza

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