Dating Quotes
950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors
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It's better to remain single than dating the wrong person which leads to heart broken
— Vandi Tanko
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Dating a rich man doesn't guarantee you a happy Cinderella tail marriage for ever.......the more you spread your arms....the more they will spread your leg...
— Mercy Pheona
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What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.
— Mercy Pheona
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Dear ladies, date like a man so that you don't get dumped like a bitch
— Mercy Pheona
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If you are dating a player... be their coach and teach them how the game should be played
— Mercy Pheona
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From the beginning of my dating experiences through this day, I have found cuddling to be the most satisfying, gratifying, ultimate form of intimacy. Unlike…
— Tammi
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
— John Vercetti
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I could say I don't like dating, but its more like, I backed over this glass slipper with my car and somebody owes me a…
— Rock Cowles
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Dear Single Internet Women, you DO NOT have an average build if your birthday suit looks like a snowmobile suit!
— Rock Cowles
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What's the most interesting thing about me? Its a toss up between my frolicking, unconventional, and twisted mind and the way I use a chainsaw…
— Rock Cowles
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Happiness in relationships is often a balancing act. You can't always just go after eye candy, follow your pants, or get tugged everywhere by your…
— Rock Cowles
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We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by appreciating the similarity and respecting the differences.
— London Mond
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Date a guy with a planned future. And not a guy with an Instagram swag.
— Annie Nicholas
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I am not interested in dating. I just want to have someone to spend time with now and then.
— Kumar Anupam
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Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving a fukk she's…
— Nobody
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If we had but world enough and time then dating wouldn't be a crime. I wouldn't think that it was right to say that I…
— Unknown Author
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Dating is about finding out who's right for you and who's wrong for you. If they're wrong for you move on, if they're right for…
— Sonya Parker
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In my life, I need someone who will collect Moments and memories, not someone who will collect things.
— London Mond
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Uh, I'd take a shot for you and everything we did And everything we once was in our relationship Everything was straight when we first…
— Jaytekz
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Thirty two years ago when we started dating, I asked you to be my girlfriend,when you said yes and held my hand tightly to your…
— Michael Hayssus
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Dating a Cashier is All Fun and Shxxt Till you Try and Get laid with her and She Asks ''PLASTIC?'' When she wants you to…
— Unknown Author
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The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age.
— Unknown Author
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No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
— Joyce Brothers
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
— Rita Rudner
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Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to learn that…
— Crystal Waters
Who Wrote These Dating Quotes
680 authors contributed a total of 950 Dating Quotes, led by these top contributors: