Dating Quotes

950 Dating quotes by 680 unique authors

I don't think a powerful man would be interesting unless he'd be nice, attractive, with or without the power. Men are interested in powerful men.… — Dorothy Stratten
How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide? — Judy Tenuta
Even people who work with me don�t know who I�m dating. I just don�t talk about it so that I won�t implicate others. Just because… — Pedro Almodovar
Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both players and one of the players can be heads up… — Unknown Author
Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way.… — I Ching
Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on...… — Brooke Davis
Wanna know really, really, really who I'm dating, Is she civilian or super duper famous? Is she African American, Caucasian, or Asian? Or maybe Spanish,… — Kid Cudi
I believe rather, that everyone has sex before marriage then and now. I also dont believe that girls must respect themselves or that boys only… — Robert Pattinson
The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey. — Blair Waldorf
You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal. — Chuck Bass
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan — Superbad
Been with my baby daddy for a year we broke up! when I was 2 months prego. now I'm 8 and hes dating someone eles.… — Baby Daddy
Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a life… — RJ Berger
People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can… — The Social Network
Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two or three or four or five. — Brody Jenner
Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now. Thats what I feel like. So, now me and Frankie… — Brody Jenner
Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me. — Michael Scott (The Office)
.this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when its revealed… — Richie
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie.… — Unknown Author
Hey Dear, I am Jasmin Betts, mature and good figure girl. I am a member of big adult dating community which have 800 single and… — Unknown Author
One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. — Rodney Dangerfield
What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there… — Jerry Seinfeld
When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said,… — Steven Wright
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. — Unknown Author
I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity. — Unknown Author

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