"Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me……" — Michael Scott (The Office)
"Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me."
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11 Quotes by Michael Scott (The Office)
Michael Scott (The Office) has 11 quotes on this site.
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What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And…
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I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away.
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Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
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I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends…
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Between the sheets, we were like Jordan and Pippen.
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Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love…
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
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You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way,…
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If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby,…
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I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth.
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought…
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is…
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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.
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I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we…
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
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I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said…
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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
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I heard on public radio recently, there's a thing called Weed Dating. Singles get together in a garden and weed…
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Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
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Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
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