Michael Scott (The Office) Quotes

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• What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because everyday I…
• Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
• I'm a catch and I am not going to be the one who got away.
• Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
• I'm friends with everybody in this office. We're all best friends. I love everybody here. But sometimes your best friends start coming into work late…
• Between the sheets, we were like Jordan and Pippen.
• Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
• You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
• You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not?…
• If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
• I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity and youth.

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