Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what… — John Rambo
I ain't watching you do this crap. If you want to use some common sense here and try to upgrade your pitching, then we're going… — John Rocker
I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet… — Robert Schimmel
What song do I like to sing at karaoke? Well, it used to be...what's that song? Holy crap, I can't remember the song...what was that… — Allison Mack
I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover. — Kat Dennings
Whatever you give a woman , she will multiply it . If you give her sperm , she'll give you a child . If you… — JustAnotherGirl
Oh, of course, I did this movie, Sahara, and all the Clive Cussler nerds were on the boards for months beforehand talking about how wrong… — Rainn Wilson
Laugh, even when you feel too sick or too worn out or tired. Smile, even when youre trying not to cry and the tears are… — Alysha Speer
If everyone is talking crap on you, how are you supposed to be positive? Why would you help others who talk crap on you? Should… — Kaylynn Thompson
So would you rather waste your time loving someone who treats you like crap, or fall in love again with someone who treats you like… — Adar Burks
I took the crap, I cried the tears, I waited and waited and now, finally, it's MY turn to be happy :) — Arjun Loveable
When my parents ask Did you brush your teeth?all that goes through my mind ... HOLY CRAP THEY ARE GONNA KILL ME!! — Lolsotrue#
I want you to knowthat you will never find another girl that will put up with as much crap as I do and enjoy it,… — Unknown Author
Trust me. If I were you, I would rather treat my woman like a princess than letting another man treat her like crap. — Wazim Shaw
If you choose to stir up crap, be prepared for the stink — Hussein Nishah
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah
Want in one hand crap in the other see with one fills up faster — My Dad
No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,… — Joe Dirt
You know what you want to stab me in the back then lie to my face and expect us to be friends...well you are wrong.… — Autumn Kohler
Your a diaper beacuse you are always on my butt and full of crap — Autumn Kohler
There's nothing than feeling like crap on Valentines Day when you're not with your boo.. :( — Bailey Heideman
S. C. H. O. O. L. Seven crap hours of our lives — Bubbly
You say that I'm a jerk and that's why I have no friends and all that crap. Explain to me why I have more friends… — Guardian
Mama tried to raise a lady, but Daddy won. He raised a lady that doesn't take crap from anyone. — Myself
HAVING A DISCERNING SPIRIT HELPS BOTH SIDES....IT DETOURS ONE SIDE FROM DANGER AND THE OTHER FROM GETTIN' THA LIVIN' CRAP BEAT OUT OF THEM — Steven Powell

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