Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite — P. C. Cast
I've met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, 'Why?' Why did I… — Chuck Palahniuk
Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me… — J D Salinger
There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard. — Adam Savage
In many respects, designing heirloom products means saying no to designing consumer crap that you know will not last very long. — Saul Griffith
I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life… — Unknown Author
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen. — Chuck Palahniuk
Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of… — Henry Rollins
If your diet is dialed in, you can train in a pretty subpar manner and still get passable results. On the other hand, if your… — John Romaniello
I have always been very choosy, but as you grow older, your tolerance for crap becomes less. The role I will do today has to… — Kajol
Burroughs is crap. Crap. — Ray Bradbury
I just think political correctness is crap. — Gary Oldman
Any film you make is a crap shoot. — Robert Englund
I have a slightly crap blog where I opine on anything that occurs to me and run the occasional silly competition. — Mark Lawrence
I spend all day figuring out how to beat the machine and knock the crap out of the political power structure. — Bella Abzug
Grant Dalton, constantly, whenever he gets asked something in the media about Oracle, he makes the statement that we have got unlimited resources, and we… — James Spithill
I still have the first bottle opener I made on my MakerBot. Things you fabricate are things you care more about. I think there will… — Bre Pettis
When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a… — Mike Judge
I think the main influence has been living in New York City. Aside from all the crap around 9/11, I find it very demanding to… — George Murray
I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced. — Bill Sienkiewicz

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