Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

Females in our generation morals are just out the window. Materialistic things aren't life. I'd rather walk in the rain with a man who treats… — Jhene Aiko
If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap… — Triple H
The young look up to me as their feeder, said Alex. Well, they can go look for another trough. I'm through with this hogwash.Are liberal… — Nick JoaquÃn
I never said half the crap people said I did. — Albert Einstein
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance,… — John Updike
I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation. — Chuck Palahniuk
I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'. — Jeff Cesario
You've got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You've got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat. — Mike Moreno
Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and… — Clarke Peters
When you look at some of the most respected actors there are and the crap that they're in... it didn't used to be that way. — Jason Patric
People think it's suspect and self-indulgent to make art, and I don't think that's true. Some people think you should be busy making something that… — Dana Spiotta
At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead. — Frederick Lenz
That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they're going to do is they're going to… — Chuck Yeager
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars,… — Jack Benny
You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map. — John Lennon
I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap. — John Peel
Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from page four to page five is… — Alan Dean Foster
When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap. — Kurt Russell
The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. — Howard Stern
If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from… — Srikumar Rao

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