Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

I also remember when I watched Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer [1990] at, like, age 15. That scared the crap out of me. Because… — Christopher Bollen
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? — David Letterman
Don't be evil is a load of crap. — Steve Jobs
I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen to all this crap any more from all these people who have nothing except doomsday… — Carroll Shelby
I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap. — Kathleen Hanna
For me, when I'm writing something really personal, I don't feel good about it. It's weird that people can connect to it and like something… — Sampha
I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs. — George Harrison
Where our knowledge of beauty harmonizes with the ludus naturae, sorcery begins.No, not spoon-bending or horoscopy, not the Golden Dawn or make-believe shamanism, astral projection… — Hakim
I think a good writer is a mix of confidence (sure that what they're writing is going to appeal to their readers) and uncertainty (what… — Charles de Lint
However naÃ¯ve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just mirror it all. — David First
Most of what Hollywood puts out is crap anyway. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Here's the new art of the twenty-first century: the art of curating, the art of plucking all the good stuff from a superabundance of crap. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members… — Joe Gold
I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream… — Simon Cowell
Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap. — Benedict Cumberbatch
I think generally playing live is a crap idea. So much of stage work is the presentation of personality, and I've never been interested in… — Brian Eno
I hate to hear 'Less is more.' It's a crock of crap. — R. Lee Ermey
I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own. — Siobhan Fahey
I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were… — Craig Ferguson
I think music can definitely be art; I also think music can be crap and not be art. — Kathleen Hanna

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