Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

White people scare the crap out of me. — Michael Moore
It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart… — Trey Parker
I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap. — Tyler Perry
With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special.… — Lisa Marie Presley
Turning pro is a mindset. If we are struggling with fear, self-sabotage, procrastination, self-doubt, etc., the problem is, we're thinking like amateurs. Amateurs don't show… — Steven Pressfield
I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter. — Dennis Rodman
The best movies now are called 'thrillers.' Because if you use the word 'horror,' people's associations are straight-to-video crap. — Eli Roth
Without a shadow of doubt, Trafalgar Square has to be one of the most crap urban public spaces in the world. — Will Self
I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap. — Robert Smith
The only time I have a good hunch the audience is going to be there is when I make the sequel to 'Jurassic Park' or… — Steven Spielberg
Good action films - not crap, but good action films - are really morality plays. They deal in modern, mythic culture. — Sylvester Stallone
I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be… — Paul Stanley
Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me. — Kristen Stewart
I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap. — Sting
Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for. — James Taylor
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff. — Mike Tyson
'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It… — Marlon Wayans
Back then people closed their eyes and listened to music. Today there's a lot of images that go with the music. A lot of music… — Neil Young
As a kid, I really loved 'Jane Eyre,' I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap. — Romola Garai
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead

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