Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary. — Ed Sabol
There are writers who will do whatever they are told regardless of the circumstances - these are called 'hacks.' Your job isn't to make life… — Gail Simone
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible… — Oliver Gaspirtz
Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me… — Pia Zadora
I was very much fascinated with the technology we had that we could edit in the computer our compositions, but all the sounds that were… — Miroslav Vitous
I think what sets this one apart is that there are two horror movie icons finally battling each other. You actually see them beat the… — Monica Keena
Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap! — Camryn Manheim
I love L.A. I mean, in Ireland it just rains all the time, it's crap weather, so it's nice to go to L.A. where it's… — Jack Reynor
I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid… — Kaley Cuoco
This being-nice crap was for thebirds. — Kerrelyn Sparks
These flowers will be rotten in a couple hours. Birds will crap on them. The smoke here will make them stink, and tomorrow a bulldozer… — Chuck Palahniuk
If you treat your employees like mushrooms (keep them in the dark and regularly throw crap on them), it's entirely likely you will get precisely… — Seth Godin
The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it. — Phil Plait
Better than that orange crap you wear! — Vince McMahon
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind! — Dwayne Johnson
You are told from the moment you enter school that time is constant. It never changes. It is one of those set things in life… — S.C. Stephens
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! — John Cena
You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder! — Shane McMahon
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap. — John Cena
How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea? — Louise Rennison

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