Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural… — Morton Feldman
Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do… — Louise Rennison
Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts, in a scene… — Irvine Welsh
Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k… — Irvine Welsh
Donald Westlake's Parker novels are among the small number of books I read over and over. Forget all that crap you've been telling yourself about… — Lawrence Block
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro
A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her… — Scott Lynch
It is very important to embrace failure and to do a lot of stuff — as much stuff as possible — with as little fear… — Stefan Sagmeister
My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you… — J J Johnson
Make no mistake, the organizations website counsels. You will be writing a lot of crap. And thats a good thing. By forcing yourself to write… — Laura Miller
Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch… — Christian Finnegan
In a way, I was incredibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap… — Meg Cabot
Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. — Derek Raymond
I've been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because… — Victoria Pratt
Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone. — George Harrison
Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap. — Ira Glass
Many young web designers view their craft the way I used to view pop culture. It's cool or it's crap. They mistake Style for Design,… — Jeffrey Zeldman
My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us. — Dennis Wilson
Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first — S.A. Bodeen
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of… — S.A. Bodeen
I have a deep-seated distrust and even contempt for people who are driven by ambition to conquer the world … those who cannot control themselves… — Saul Leiter
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap — Aaron Allston
The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic. — Charlie Watts
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted… — Zach Braff
Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come… — Zach Braff

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