Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. — Bea Arthur
The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How… — Bill Maher
Tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world because whatever the person does, if it works you just say that's what's good, and if… — Andy Roddick
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim fathers and Americans… — Unknown Author
I thought English is a strange language. Now I think French is even more strange. In France, their fish is poisson, their bread is pain,… — Xiaolu Guo
Don't blame anyone or anything for your situation or problems. When you do that, you are saying that you are powerless over your own life—which… — Jillian Michaels
I'm not saying that Sam J. Jones was Flash Gordon - there's no such thing. No actor can be the person, that's a bunch of… — Sam J. Jones
I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent, — Daniel Radcliffe
I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly. — Charles Manson
There's a tendency to attribute magical skills and knowledge to people who've been elevated in some way - appearing on TV, or having an impressive… — Arlene Dickinson
I always thought communism was crap, really. — Alexei Sayle
Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate. — Oscar Niemeyer
PETA doesn't want stressed animals to be cruelly crowded into sheds, ankle-deep in their own crap, because they don't want any animals to die-ever-and basically… — Anthony Bourdain
Happiness doesn't lie in conspicuous consumption and the relentless amassing of useless crap. Happiness lies in the person sitting beside you and your ability to… — Dennis Lehane
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming' and every run-down… — Stephan Pastis
It is easier not to say anything. Shut your trap, button your lip, can it. All that crap you hear on TV about communication and… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what’s left sound natural. — Laurie Halse Anderson
I could give a flying crap about the political process We're an entertainment company. — Glenn Beck
It's a big deal when you finally get the chance to do the one thing you want to do -need to do- more than anything.… — Sarah Dessen
Every morning I wake up and I tell myself this: It's just one day, one twenty-four-hour period to get yourself through. I don't know when… — Gayle Forman
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be confusing and weird and awkward,… — Maureen Johnson
To invent out of knowledge means to produce inventions that are true. Every man should have a built-in automatic crap detector operating inside him. It… — Ernest Hemingway
It's a peculiarity of the Norwegian culture and of the English and American, too, that men are not supposed to cry. Stiff upper lip and… — Philip Jose Farmer
One day I visited a guy who had made a fortune as a broker. He was sitting in his office with his computer. I hire… — Studs Terkel
You're all so obsessed with other worlds, you're so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you've never bothered to… — Lev Grossman

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