Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that`s going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn… — Michael Rosenbaum
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it. — Phillip Phillips
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. — Jerry O'Connell
I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions. — Jamie Dornan
I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap — Colin Firth
Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship -… — Jessica Alba
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads.… — Bill Cosby
All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has… — Dustin Diamond
I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. Â And I need the energy if I'm… — Jim Gaffigan
There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap… — David Foster
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!' — Colin Mochrie
The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP! — Colin Mochrie
I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life. — Helen Reddy
I’m just being myself. There is not an ounce of me that believes any of that crap that they say. We can’t be feminine and… — Zooey Deschanel
I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they’ll figure out… — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him. — Jack Palance
To describe this film as dishonest and demagogic would almost be to promote those terms to the level of respectability. To describe this film as… — Christopher Hitchens
But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good. — Jon Lovitz
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene… — Robert Pattinson
Sometimes I go, “What am I doing with my life?” But then I get letters from young women, or people come up to me, and… — Helena Bonham Carter
All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless. — Emilio Estevez
My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap — Lisa Bonet
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them. — Khloe Kardashian
For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about… — Joey Ramone
I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open… — Corbin Bernsen

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