Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they donâ€™t say a lot or seem like normal persons. — Liam Gallagher
When I talk to people who believe in this global warming crap... it's fake science. They may have educations and degrees that say they are… — Rush Limbaugh
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair.… — Jenny Eclair
We are drowning in a sea of Myspace, blather, and too much information. Music is everywhere and nowhere. The independent record store is the solution,… — Dean Wareham
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy… — J D Salinger
She could have dropped you both off. whar's the worst she can do? cry hysterically?"the gears on the ute get stuck at the lights and… — Melina Marchetta
In our world no one ever knows what to do, and everyone's just as clueless and full of crap as everyone else, and you have… — Lev Grossman
I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a… — Wilford Brimley
How's his appendix?""Like crap. They almost didn't catch it in time, and he's still doing the ass-plant in a hospital bed, beingdoted on by an… — Marjorie M. Liu
Horrible, terrible AAU basketball. It's stupid. It doesn't teach our kids how to play the game at all so you wind up having players that… — Kobe Bryant
It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don't want to spend my life… — Stella McCartney
I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and… — Amy Poehler
There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me… — Pierce Brosnan
If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap. — Evel Knievel
To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure. — Ryan Blair
I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I… — Vincenzo Nibali
If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice… — Mike Tice
When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad… — Charles Barkley
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know. — Jill Shalvis
As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like… — Liam McIntyre

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