"Want in one hand crap in the other……" — My Dad

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• A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
• I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap.… — Lewis Black
• I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I… — Lewis Black
• Climate change is crap. — Tony Abbott
• I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such… — Jo Brand
• I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and… — Geraldine Brooks
• Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands,… — David Byrne
• Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment… — Jane Campion
• As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. — Dick Cavett
• Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to… — Brian Clough
• Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient,… — Kurt Cobain

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