Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

We are told not to speak with our mouths full, and so many peoples' mouths are full of crap and yet, they continue to speak... — Guardian
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap. — Nishan Panwar
Better check the content don't settle with the wrap cause what you thought a beauty might be a crap — Herlence
Don't treat her like she's nothing, because she's wonderful all the time. Behind every girl is a story of someone who made her the way… — Bryant Collins
I'm trying to act normal in front of the one I like , but I always end up looking crazy crap. — Roo Roosing Potestas
What goes around comes around? Really? So how come I'm a good person; in many ways, but yet karma makes sure that I get treat… — Young Siddiq Prince
Just stepped outside, closed his eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped his coffee, perfect morning! What could go wrong? crap! forgot to… — Nishan Panwar
If someone says who their bf is dont listen its not a real boyfriend say crap you so wish that was real!!!!! — Unknown Author
There are no guaranties in life except for death and this: When you leave the house looking like total crap, you're going to run into… — Laura S
Remember, life is always gonna throw crap at you. You can either stand there and get covered in it, duck and move on, or pick… — Nishan Panwar
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin
Say stupid stuff then take it back this makes you sound like you talking crap!! — Yesenia Aguirre
Whatever you give a women she will make it greater , If you give her a sperm , she will you give a baby ,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Sometimes I just wish I could just literally sleep the whole day so I dont have to deal with life and all its crap. — Aalaynah Thompson
Sitting at Home: Oh. It's raining. Cool. Sitting at School: HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK! — Ritu Ghatourey
Feeling like crap. I don't know what crap exactly feels like but I'm pretty sure I'm in that category. :( — Azgraybebly Joslan
Remember...when the grass looks greener on the other side it could be cuz there's more crap over there fertilizing it!!! — Nishan Panwar
Breathe in. Breathe out. One day at a time. Hold onto the positive things in life and let go of all the crap that holds… — Nishan Panwar
You can put sugar on crap, but in the end you won't be left with a brownie. — Nishan Panwar
TO SOMEONE WHO KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE/SHE IS : Let me refresh your memory a bit. I was the one who listened to your problems.… — Shmoopy
It's funny how some people are nice to my face. It's hilarious how some people talk crap behind my back. It's comical that these people… — Ritu Ghatourey
Maybe you said some crap about trying to stay friends, maybe you made some idiot vow to always be there for each other, but forget… — Glen Rambharack
This is for zhatty from cressssy and noland (aka kitty) we look like crap but its okay — Unknown Author
When someone important to you doesn't repond to you for long time at first you assure yourself that they are busy and have a lot… — Unknown Author
Don't get stuck with the thing that ruins your day. Smile and be happy. Life is too short to be wasted on crap. — Nishan Panwar

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