"If you have a problem, tell it to……" — Peter Griffin
"If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap!"
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37 Quotes by Peter Griffin
Peter Griffin has 37 quotes on this site.
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Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that…
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I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal…
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If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take…
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Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
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I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her,…
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Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.
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Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the…
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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the…
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No…
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Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.
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More Butt Quotes
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I look at myself and pick out the things I don't like. No matter how much I work out, I…
— Tyra Banks
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Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to…
— Julie Burchill
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When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit…
— George W. Bush
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It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.
— Jim Carrey
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I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my…
— Kirstie Alley
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I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. It's filled…
— Ginnifer Goodwin
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I like rhythmic things that butt up against each other in a cool kind of way.
— Stone Gossard
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I love ripped jeans! They are flattering. I'm very petite, so I think they make my butt look lovely.
— Ariana Grande
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I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across…
— Will Ferrell
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I'm vain. My arms are thin, but I'm vain about loose flesh. And so I'm careful that what I wear…
— Jane Fonda
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In order to drill into young men the need to stay alert and stay alive, I used to punish offenders…
— David Hackworth
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I would love to play a superhero. I wish I could be in 'The Avengers,' kicking butt.
— Taraji P. Henson
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