Crap Quotes

566 Crap quotes by 460 unique authors

I'm sick of your crap and you can stop all that yappin' — Lafee
I'm really bad at giving advice. I have to say though, if you're good at something else, do that. This business is so cutthroat and… — Matthew Morrison
Maybe its not the coolest thing when it comes to whats on top of the chart or whatever at that time, but that sh*t thats… — Dimebag Darrell
Now Aaron Tyler, tell my why you seem so tam.e When I caught you at the airport, shakin like a crap game. — DJ Quik
This weird thing happens when you're in a movie that has some level of success. People start offering you all kinds of things, and they… — Kristen Stewart
It was a white A-Team van, and because it had no windows, it was hot as crap. It had a big flower spray-painted on the… — Pete Wentz
I've heard a lot of really awful, negative things said about Pete, and it's like, Dude, you don't even have a clue how honest and… — Patrick Stump
Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it… — Zoolander
Undercovers givin' younger Brothers. Bad stares Fours clap, Dogs crap in the grass here. You love to hear the story Son, the saga began here.… — Cormega
Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains. — Brody Jenner
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey… — Louis Armstrong
While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really...motivated by psychological disturbance. But Id, Id make… — Edie Sedgwick
You aint a killer, you still learnin how to walk/From New York to Cali all the real niggaz carry chalk/Mark you for death, wont even… — Big Pun
Every plant knows this: Its only when you get crap thrown on you that you really start to grow. — Unknown Author
When somebody doesnt care who you hang out with, when somebody doesnt mind the crap that comes out your mouth, when somebody will go south… — Brianna Beasley
Don't think I care that your with her, but if you remembered You're only with her because I didn't take your piece of crap back,… — Latest
I would love for them to come up to me and say something. Talking crap on the internet is so cowardly. Why don't you come… — Johnny 3 Tears
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop A: How many albums will Disney make before they… — Unknown Author
Others can lend a hand, or offer advice; but only oneself can get rid of their crap. — S Riley
If biches want to talk behind your fuking back why the hell wont they fucking say to your face like we are to fucking old… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Crap Quotes

460 authors contributed a total of 566 Crap Quotes, led by these top contributors: