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- Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt…
- All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book,…
- Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by…
- As Americans we must always remember that we all have a common enemy, an enemy that is dangerous, powerful, and relentless. I refer, of course,…
- By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.
- And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a…
- I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...
- Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the kind of dog…
- Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
- The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have…
- 9 saw the first direct-dialed long-distance telephone call, between New York and San Francisco. Of course, back in that primitive era the parties had to…
- No man had ever knocked little Richard down. But of course Ammm was not a man.
- The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most…
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- Harry, despite your privileged insight into Voldemort’s world (which, incidentally, is a gift any Death Eater would kill to have), you have… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstances - from my grave even… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
- You have to steer a course between not appalling people, but at the same time not misleading them. — David Attenborough
- I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at… — Iain Banks
- The American President resembles the commander of a ship at sea. He must have a helm to grasp, a course to steer,… — Henry Adams
- When Whitney Houston died, I felt great sadness. My sadness, of course, was about our collective loss - when you listened to… — James Belushi