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Comedy Quotes by Jack Whitehall
- This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
- Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
- I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.
- I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of…
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