Jack Whitehall Quotes

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• I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such…
• I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.
• I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.
• This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
• Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?
• I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.
• I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
• Live stand-up is my thing. I love being on stage and just messing around.
• Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but every…
• I think people respect honesty rather than hiding it.
• I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.
• I eat healthily, as it keeps my energy up.
• I did a gig at a comedy club in Bournemouth where they served a buffet while the acts were on. There was the clang of…
• I love stand-up, but the process of writing is a little more lonely. I want to keep doing both, though.
• I have got a fantastic life and I just like to get on with it, and I am quite a private person.
• I never know what defines you as being posh. I went to a posh school, definitely.

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