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• As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
• A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
• Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You…
• But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a…
• I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's…
• If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
• I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
• When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
• I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…
• I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
• I'm a geek to the bone.
• Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that…

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