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• That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong. — Dennis Miller
• Tell Yao Ming, Ching chong-yang-wah-ah-soh. — Shaquille O'Neal
• You can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong hugong, ching chong kong, Danny Devito. Ching chong chong chong chong. The View.… — Rosie O'Donnell
• When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of… — Marc Maron
• I honestly don't love the Cheech and Chong movies, I've got to say. — Seth Rogen
• This one looks good,” said Chong over breakfast the next morning. Benny read out loud from the paper. “‘Pit Thrower.’ What’s that?”… — Jonathan Maberry
• Chong said, 'Do yourself a favor, Morg. Next time you're staring at a girl's boobs, look up. You'll be shocked to learn… — Jonathan Maberry
• How do you know that?" "Because,"Chong said with raised eyebrows,"when you open those things called 'books',there are words as well as pictures.Sometimes… — Jonathan Maberry
• When Chong made to sit down next to her, Lilah drew her knife and stabbed the point into the earth between them.… — Jonathan Maberry
• My marriage was breaking up, and my marriage with Chong was breaking up. I had to come back and kind of start… — Cheech Marin
• We rollin trees and smokin la la la la la. Another weed song from me. Burning more trees than Cheech Chong. — Chris Webby
• On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong. — Beastie Boys

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