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Children Quotes by Woody Allen
- My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
- I am an only child. I have one sister.
- He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.
- The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
- Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build…
- Humorists always sit at the children's table.
- You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact…
- I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed…
- Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain…
More Children Quotes
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads. — Paul Auster
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- To suggest that God specifically created a worm to torture small African children is blasphemy as far as I can see. The… — David Attenborough
- Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
- I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in… — Margaret Atwood
- The countenances of children, like those of animals, are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed a significant profile of… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- A true conservationist is a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children. — John James Audubon