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Chicks Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius.
- Chicks with 6 pack abs come into the bedroom with WWE entrance music.
- I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth.
- Hot chicks with no ass are like BMW's with no wheels, fucking useless.
- Grammatically correct chicks are way hotter.
- Lesbians...God's way of apologizing for fat chicks.
- Fat chicks - just because it zips, doesn't mean it fits.
- Dear fat chicks in tight ass clothes, You look like a half opened can of biscuits.
- Dudes are like Boobs, farts, butts, fun And chicks are all like Feelings, feelings, emotions, ice cream And that's life, bro L-I-F-E
- I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.
- Thanks to Photoshop I can show all my boys the hot ugly chicks I've banged on Facebook.
- If twitter was highschool my penis would be the spam in every hot chicks inbox.
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