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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…
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I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.
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I'm a geek to the bone.
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Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I learned to find that sensibility that…
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The more I learnt about this cheeky - almost rebellious - company, the more it appealed to me, as it unapologetically pointed…
— Jonathan Ive
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Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.
— Al Murray
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I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be…
— Gareth Gates
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How quickly a zek (a prisoner) gets cheeky-or, putting it in literary language, how quickly a man's requirements grow.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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If someone is being very cheeky, it can be quite fun to deal with that situation.
— John Bercow
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People have been able to see that as cheeky and as flirty as I am, I am not the dreadful slapper that…
— Amanda Holden
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I don't do chat-up lines. Girls often tell me I'm cheeky. Being cheeky seems to work OK for me.
— Jermain Defoe
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I don't want to be awkward, but I've thought about this a lot, and all I want to say is in the…
— Lembit Opik
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Don't let them get you down. Be cheeky. And wild. And wonderful.
— Astrid Lindgren
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I'd love to play a gangster but I think people might say I looked a bit too young and cheeky to play…
— Dominic Monaghan
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My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.
— Katy Perry
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I'm probably a bit of a cheeky grandson, like my brother as well. We both take the mickey a bit too much.
— Prince William
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