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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play…
— Maya Angelou
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No viticultural region in America has demonstrated as much progress in quality and potential for greatness as... the Santa Barbara region, where…
— Robert M. Parker, Jr.
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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning.
— Conan O'Brien
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The American elite is almost beyond redemption. . . . Moral relativism has set in so deeply that the gilded classes have…
— Charles Dickens
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Neil [Gaiman, creator of the comic Sandman, featuring the Amos-based character Delirium] believes that faeries have gone beyond cool. They've transcended cool.…
— Tori Amos
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You could say one wine is like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz while another is like the mature Judy Garland, or…
— Karen MacNeil
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I quit smoking the day I found out I was pregnant, which was nine years ago. But I'll still smoke in a…
— Jean Smart
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As much as I love crisp, clean whites, there's always a time for rich but balanced Chardonnays with oak, especially at Thanksgiving.
— Gary Vaynerchuk
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But why didn't you just ask me?" I set down my fork and glare at her. "Because you were sleeping," She says,…
— Alyson Noel
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Just to set the mood, girl. I brought some Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay.
— Big Sean
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm…
— Unknown Author
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