"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a……" — Conan O'Brien
"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you watch a lot of Cartoon Network and drink mid-price Chardonnay at 11 in the morning."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has 151 quotes on this site.
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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her…
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as…
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More Cartoon Quotes
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I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind…
— Lynda Barry
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I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons. Then a friend showed them…
— Lynda Barry
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My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination.
— Jello Biafra
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My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it,…
— Kathryn Bigelow
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We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips…
— Elayne Boosler
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Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the…
— Nicolas Cage
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All I want is for people not to see me as this cartoon monster.
— Jack Abramoff
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I did this within a philosophical framework, and a moral and legal framework. And I have been turned into a…
— Jack Abramoff
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It's all about being comfortable, being easy and having you be able to wear something and not having it wear…
— Jennifer Aniston
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We apologize for the fact that the cartoons undeniably have offended many Muslims.
— Carsten Juste
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Honestly, at one time I thought Babe Ruth was a cartoon character. I really did, I mean, I wasn't born…
— Don Mattingly
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style…
— Steve Rushin
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