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Certain Quotes by Dave Barry
- Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
- Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can…
- You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge…
- I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at…
- One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which…
- Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain…
- The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and…
More Certain Quotes
- Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. — Aristotle
- Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is… — Richard Bach
- What the statesman is most anxious to produce is a certain moral character in his fellow citizens, namely a disposition to virtue… — Aristotle
- It is a most certain truth, that the richer we see ourselves to be, confessing at the same time our poverty, the… — Teresa of Avila
- If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say… — Luis Bunuel
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. — Dave Attell
- The great uncertainty of all data in war is because all action, to a certain extent, planned in a mere twilight -… — Carl von Clausewitz